Funny Facts

• A one ounce milk chocolate bar has 6 mg of caffeine.
• Because metal was scarce; the Oscars given out during World War II were made of plaster.
• A man once sued his doctor because he survived his cancer longer than the doctor predicted.

Quotes

* Thoughts give birth to a creative force that is neither elemental nor sidereal. Thoughts create a new heaven, a new firmament, a new source of energy, from which new arts flow. When a man undertakes to create something, he establishes a new heaven, as it were and from it the work that he desires to create flows into him. For such is the immensity of man that he is greater than heaven and earth.(Philipus Aureolus Paracelsus - German (Swiss-born) alchemist & physician (1493 - 1541))

* Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.(Adrienne E. Gusoff - US teacher, humorist and greeting card writer )

* The eleventh commandment --- Thou shalt not be found out --- is the only one that is virtually impossible to keep these days.(Berta Buxton)

* There are three things which if one does not know, one cannot live long in the world: what is too much for one, what is too little for one, and what is just right for one.(Swahili proverb)