Funny Facts

• A one ounce milk chocolate bar has 6 mg of caffeine.
• Because metal was scarce; the Oscars given out during World War II were made of plaster.
• A man once sued his doctor because he survived his cancer longer than the doctor predicted.

Quotes

* Thoughts give birth to a creative force that is neither elemental nor sidereal. Thoughts create a new heaven, a new firmament, a new source of energy, from which new arts flow. When a man undertakes to create something, he establishes a new heaven, as it were and from it the work that he desires to create flows into him. For such is the immensity of man that he is greater than heaven and earth.(Philipus Aureolus Paracelsus - German (Swiss-born) alchemist & physician (1493 - 1541))

* Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.(Adrienne E. Gusoff - US teacher, humorist and greeting card writer )

* I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me to see him in a store and he asked for my autograph.(Shirley Temple Black)

* Upon those who step into the same rivers different and ever different waters flow down.(Heraclitus of Ephesus)