Funny Facts

• A one ounce milk chocolate bar has 6 mg of caffeine.
• Before toilet paper was invented, French royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen.
• A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

Quotes

* Creative power, is that receptive attitude of expectancy which makes a mold into which the plastic and as yet undifferentiated substance can flow and take the desired form.(Thomas Troward)

* When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.(Henny Youngman - US (English-born) comedian (1906 - 1998))

* Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.(Judith Martin, (Miss Manners))

* Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.(H. G. Wells, The Wife of Sir Isaac Harman (1914) - English author, historian, & utopian (1866 - 1946))