Funny Facts

• A one ounce milk chocolate bar has 6 mg of caffeine.
• Before toilet paper was invented, French royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen.
• A person swallows approximately 295 times while eating dinner.

Quotes

* Creative power, is that receptive attitude of expectancy which makes a mold into which the plastic and as yet undifferentiated substance can flow and take the desired form.(Thomas Troward)

* When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.(Henny Youngman - US (English-born) comedian (1906 - 1998))

* Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.(William Feather - (1908 - 1976))

* My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.(Jack Nicholson)