Funny Facts

• A one ounce milk chocolate bar has 6 mg of caffeine.
• Because metal was scarce; the Oscars given out during World War II were made of plaster.
• A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately sixty-nine years.

Quotes

* Thoughts give birth to a creative force that is neither elemental nor sidereal. Thoughts create a new heaven, a new firmament, a new source of energy, from which new arts flow. When a man undertakes to create something, he establishes a new heaven, as it were and from it the work that he desires to create flows into him. For such is the immensity of man that he is greater than heaven and earth.(Philipus Aureolus Paracelsus - German (Swiss-born) alchemist & physician (1493 - 1541))

* Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.(Adrienne E. Gusoff - US teacher, humorist and greeting card writer )

* I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.(Marilyn Monroe - US actress (1926 - 1962))

* Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.(T. S. Eliot - British (US-born) critic, dramatist & poet (1888 - 1965))